Cheesier than stilton or guaranteed pussy charmers – you decide! A little bit of fun to give you a giggle, use at your own peril…
- Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
- If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Were you arrested earlier? It’s got to be illegal to look that good?
- I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south?
- I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
- I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
- There is something wrong with my mobile phone. It doesn’t seem to have your number in it.
- Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
- Do you have 20 pence? I told my mum I’d call her when I fell in love.
- Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
- Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
- I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
- How was heaven when you left?
- Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
- Is it hot in here or is it you?
- Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- I’m a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke.
- Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or do i have to walk past again?
- When God made you he was showing off.
- How much does a polar bear weigh? Well it’s enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is James.
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