Last night sex crazed teens went crazy across London in an orchestrated, if somewhat disheveled, rampage. One youth pictured had so little control over his lust he resorted to the first object he could find and had sex with a discarded blow up sheep in the streets. Gary Right (pictured) was quoted “it feels good to finally get some. I have been gagging for it for months.”
In Croydon, Ealing, Clapham and Brixton sex toy store windows were smashed wide open as hoards of horny teens stormed the shops and grabbed armfuls of vibrators, dildos and sex toys. Then heading to the dark alleyways to satisfy their cravings.
Detective Inspector Dick Reeves of the Metropolitan Police was quoted “this has been a long time coming. We have been waiting for the tinderbox of sexual hormones to go wild for weeks. All we can do is stand back and watch the nympho teens go at it like wild animals.”
A mass clean up operation of used condoms, tissues and pornagraphic material is being organised for the city from today. Police have urged repressed and sexually inactive people to avoid the streets after 6pm this evening.
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